If you get it that you want and fancy, you get to rule Asgard. We have prepared for you kinds of top quality gears and armor. You didn't see that coming, did ya?
How about cos up and wait for others to say "Aren't you a little short for stormtrooper?"; Sucks, right?
We are XCoser and we're here to rescue you! You will never find a more right hive of quality and service.
For everything, there is a first time. And after you tried us, you will live long and prosper! You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. So why not be the hero you admire?
And I promise you, the dawn is coming.